Adding insult to injury, not only do I discover how deep the crows feet are getting around my eyes as I approach my 47th birthday, but the assholes at AARP thought it was time to reach out and invite me to join their sorry old asses.
And to them I say, “Fuck you.”
They can have me in three years.
Don’t worry Amy. It’s really not so bad! I feel better today at 60 than I did 10 years ago, and you will too. You’re smart, funny looking great, and writing this wonderful blog. All up!
Fuck the AARP!
Did Polli say you’re funny looking?!?!
Good for you!
I got mine last year and burned it.
A tall glass of Shut the Fuck Up is clearly in order in this case!
Yeah! Or at the very least a big piece of shutty pie!
AMEN – THESE mfers got on me when I was 45. They have DONE NOTHING FOR MY MOTHER AND FATHER!!!! Just wanted money…………dicks
Yeah, you go! I had to call them three times to get them to stop sending me crap.
No you should join AMAC in 3 years my young friend
Don’t let them have you in 3 years. They are thugs who disguise themselves. You have nothing in common with their members.
You go Amy!!!! I’m 56 but feel like I’m 26, I don’t need or want the AARP pigeon holing me, I’m am young at heart an intend to stay that way!
Yeah, screw you AARP! Except, can you still get me that discount at my local movie theater. 😉
I am hardcore apparently, I’ll pay full price, until I retire maybe……we’ll see….
BTW, I’m a Leo too.
Leos rock. Like, we legit rock. 😉
Ok, lol, just looked at the dates on these posts, I just commented on one from three years ago, preeeety sure she won’t see that….
Haha… no seriously, I think this is funny. I just came across your blog while searching Google to see where mine ranked.
I just posted about this very topic on my own site and I remember vividly feeling the same way about getting mail from AARP. Of course, I’ve changed my mind about it since 🙂
Now that it’s 3 years later, I’m curious to know if you still feel the same way. It’s actually no a bad deal.