I was in the middle of doing a sit up when Dan asked me how I was doing after getting dumped last week. I’d actually been waiting to tell my friend about this romantic development until it felt a little more legit. My friend Dan is a lot of things — hunting advocate, sworn enemyRead more…
Here is the downside of going out nine times in ten days: you don’t really get a lot of stuff done. And while I’ve amassed about a book’s-worth of stories – oh my god, do I have some good stories – I can’t really write about most of them. I mean, you can call meRead more…
“Okay, Mom,” said my 17-year-old daughter, totally out of the blue not long ago. “How ugly is this guy?” We had been lying around our den one afternoon – along with her older sister and best friend from across the street – laughing and chatting about nothing in particular, when she asked her question. IRead more…
At this stage of the game, even my therapist has had enough. We met last week and she asked me how the dating was going, since I had been making such a big stink about being ready to get out and start meeting men. Finally. “Um, not so good,” I told her. “I signed upRead more…
I went on a date last night with an amazing guy. Really, we were totally on the same page and I thoroughly enjoyed his company. I liked chatting with him and watching how he talked with his hands. And he was really cute, too, with beautiful blue eyes. And it wasn’t anything fancy, either, ourRead more…
I’ve spent a lot of time over the last few years trying to make sure the universe and I are on the same page. The universe? You know, the “universe” which, according to sources like The Secret, a certain Tarot card reader I know and my therapist, returns to you what you put out intoRead more…
When I first separated from my ex after 18 years of marriage, I was under the impression that there would be this never-ending supply of eligible gentlemen waiting to meet me once I was ready to date. I was still fairly cute, could be funny and was in possession of naturally thin ankles. What’s notRead more…