Listen to Your Mother, Dammit

Screen-Shot-2015-02-23-at-11.41.51-AMHere is a story about not giving up, an idea I don’t always embrace.

Recently, I had an audition for this show called Listen to Your Mother, which was about an hour’s drive north of my home. The North Jersey show is one of a series of LTYM performances held on Mother’s Day weekend all across the country and features folks getting up on stage in front of an audience to read something they’d written about motherhood.

The stories are funny and poignant, bittersweet and brutally honest and weave together all the threads that make that great big blanket that we call motherhood. This video fills in some of the details:

I had actually auditioned for last year’s show and was not selected. I had picked something that I had posted on my blog and thought was funny and practiced reading it aloud a bunch of times and drove north to do the same in front of the show’s producers, who were very nice but in the end did not select my story.

So when I began to think about what I would audition this year, I combed through my blog posts again to try to find something I’d written that resonated with readers about being a mom. I sent one contender to a friend of mine, who is serving as one of the producers of this year’s show, and she very gently responded by telling me to think beyond the kind of writing I usually posted on my blog.

“You need to tell a story,” she told me. “There needs to be an arc.”

And I was like, “Wait. What?”

Because I’d never thought about the structure of my writing. About telling a story that included how I felt rather than just writing about my feelings.

A complete lightbulb moment.

But I still didn’t know exactly what story I wanted to tell. Or better yet, I couldn’t think of any story of worth I had to tell and I shot down that rabbit hole of self doubt. Watching all of the YouTube videos from last year’s show for inspiration didn’t help either.

One reader was better than the next.

“Who do I even think I am?” I’d think after each video ended. “There is no way I am in the same league.”

I probably worked on about three or four different stories in earnest right up until the day before the audition and the Universe kept handing me reasons to throw in the towel. I’d just gotten back from a few days away and had plenty of other things to focus on other than spending hours trying to write a story. And then my ex decided that weekend didn’t “work” for him, and I would have the kids for a weekend I was not planning on having them, which included three basketball games on Saturday, the original day of my audition.

But my desire to be a part of LTYM was stronger than my inner quitter and after much hemming and hawing, I switched my audition to Sunday afternoon.

I wrote as much as I could on Saturday but still it wasn’t coming together. I even brought my laptop to one of my son’s basketball games, but I didn’t really have a good kicker. Then Saturday night came, along with a lot of dancing and other, weirder things at a party, and I awoke Sunday morning with about three hours left to pull everything together and leave to drive north.

And maybe I’m the kind of person who can only find inspiration in the 11th, do-or-die hour, but all of a sudden, I knew just what the story needed and once I put that nugget in place, the rest of the essay came together quickly. I made the hour drive to the audition listening to Lyle Lovett — interspersed with the bossy Siri telling me where to go — and felt satisfied with my story. If nothing else, I thought, stretching out something I had written earlier into a full story — with a beginning, middle and end — was a great writing exercise.

In fact, I said that to the three producers to whom I read the piece a little while later. They laughed in some places and sighed in others and while I didn’t think it was my finest five minutes, I also didn’t think I really killed it either.

So I was over the moon a few days later when I got the call that I had been selected to be a part of this year’s show. Like, screaming-to-my-kids, jumping-up-and-down excited.

I sat next to my daughter on the couch and tried to settle down and get back to the Walking Dead episode we were watching on our DVR. But every once in a while, I’d remember my great news and I’d start to nudge the 17yo and squeal. But she was kind of over my accomplishment and was really much more interested in the mayhem going down on our television and told me to calm down.

“Dude,” I said, “I can’t help it I’m just so excited. It just feels like everything has been going wrong for me lately up until now.”

She turned to look at me and said, “You literally just got back from the Bahamas.”

And, like, touché to that. She’s totally right. I am blessed in so many ways but creatively, professionally, I’ve had a crisis in confidence. I’d kind of lost my writing mojo and was feeling like, “Why bother?”

So it was the boost I needed. That reminder that I’m not totally terrible. And it’s not only an awesome feather in my writing cap but also lets me meet and work with some super-creative people. Yes, yes and yes.

I’ve loved seeing all the names pop up on Facebook after the official announcement to congratulate me on being picked and feeling all the love.

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It’s official.


A bunch of people have expressed interest in buying tickets for the May 9 show, and you can find all of the details here. I would love to see as many friendly faces as possible in the audience that night and think that drinks afterwards will definitely be in order.

So what is the moral of the story? For me, more satisfying than the validation this gave me as a writer, is finding success in something I had really worked so hard on. And while, sure, it was cool looking at my writing in a new way, it’s great knowing that hard work really does pay off.

I hope my kids are paying attention because another thing I’ve learned, of course, is that you should always listen to your mother.

To learn more about Listen to Your Mother North Jersey 2015 show on Saturday, May 9 at the South Orange Performing Arts Center, hop over here. Want ticket info? Go here for all the details.

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15 thoughts on “Listen to Your Mother, Dammit

  1. I’m so outrageously excited for you. You absolutely deserve this.

    And I thank you for writing this. Because the truth is, I’m in a crisis of confidence. I’ve basically stopped writing because of it. I applied for the SF LTYM Show and didn’t even get an audition. Talk about a blow. Hearing the insight you were given will, perhaps, inspire me to try again. Or maybe I’ll just eat a lot of chocolate.

    Either way, congratulations to you!

    • I consider myself, then, in excellent company in the rejection boat. And even though it is about how you tell the story, I am told it’s also what story you’re telling and how it fits with all of the other stories selected. I mean, chocolate is awesome and everything, but I suggest you go for it again next year. xo for your kind words …

  2. CONGRATULATIONS AMYYYYY!! I’m SO SO happy for you! I understand how hard you’ve been working and you couldn’t deserve this more! I would love to attend with a group of your peeps…I’ll put it together and we’ll come to cheer you on! Way to go!!! xo!!! :))

  3. I love stories of not giving up and triumphing in the end. As someone said (and I try and keep this in mind)… successful people fail till they succeed. Congratulations.

  4. Just took a “stroll” on the LTYM NJ page to “meet” everyone in this year’s line-up. Participating in LTYM was one of the highlight’s of last year for me … and I imagine it will be the same for you. Savor it all. I can’t wait to hear your piece.

    • Deb … great to hear from an experienced LTMY-er. I’m so super-amped to be a part of this year’s show and looking forward to the whole experience.

  5. Excellent job getting into this … but now you have me wondering about those “other, weirder things” at the party …

  6. Hi Amy – I have been following your blog for a while now and have to say, you are one of my favorites! I’ve been meaning to write a comment saying as much for weeks. You’re a great writer – funny, insightful and real. When I saw this post while poking around your blog this weekend, I knew I had to write. I’m a new blogger myself and have to say you inspired me to start putting myself out there. This year, I too auditioned for LTYM in Orange County, CA, and got cast. Yay! From one LTYM sister to another, I just wanted to tell you congrats and keep on writing! Wendy

    • Hi Wendy! I’m so glad you reached out because it gave ME the opportunity to find YOU! Lovely writing over on your blog.I especially loved your letter to your daughter and the reminder of all the gifts our wrinkly, spider-veiny bodies give us. 😉 Congrats on your LTYM win and go us!! xo

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