photo-35I knew that my 48th birthday yesterday was a something when it even seemed to give my father pause.

I called him the day before to thank him for the gift he sent, and he mentioned my age and how the calendar on his computer had told him it was “Amy Byrnes’s 48th birthday” and then he says, “Huh” and literally paused.

My father is a man of few words so I could tell that for him to bring it up, he thought my age was a something, too. I think it even made him feel old.

And honestly, I usually don’t really get caught up in my age. I still feel like the same, albeit much smarter, woman who I was 20 years ago. I feel healthy and strong and know that I can still turn heads if I really put my mind to it and wear, like, mascara and stuff.

It’s just that I’m starting to feel, as I near the end of my 40s, that there’s an expiration date on all of this. Things are starting to feel a little less infinite.

For one thing, as much as I didn’t really worry too much about a man’s age initially as I re-entered the dating scene, I’m starting to think that a cap needs to be put in place. I need to draw the line on just how young of a man I am willing to spend time with, which is really going to limit the already pretty limited dating pool I’m forced to deal with.

It’s like that really great line from the movie “The Other Woman,” which I watched last night with my daughters, in which the Lesley Mann character — who is struggling with whether to leave her philandering husband — expresses her horror at the idea of dating in her 40s.

“The last time I was single I was 24 and the dating pool was everyone,” she cries to the Cameron Diaz, not-very-sympathetic, character. “And now it’s like a shallow puddle of age appropriate men who are old and gross.”


I’m also starting to feel that I need to get going on all of those things I was going to do “some day” – like write a book or be a famous blogger –because “some day” is, like, right now.

I worry, which I never did before, that I’m getting too old for some things, like going to certain bars on Sunday nights to dance and wearing the cat necklace my 11-year-old gave me for my birthday out in public. I’m concerned about what other people might think about me and whether I can pull certain things off because even though I feel young, my looks are beginning to betray just how old I really am.

And that light I’d been looking for at the end of my parenting tunnel — that time in my life I fantasized about when I still had to wash three little heads under the tub faucet each night and sweep piles of discarded Cheerios and bits of American cheese off my kitchen floor – when they’d actually grow up, is kind of here, too. In no time I’ll watch my oldest turn 22 and graduate from college and send my third kid off to school and things around here are really going to start to change. Even my days as the mom of an elementary school student are starting to wind down, which you’d think – as I’ve had a child in grammar school since 1999 – wouldn’t come as such a big shock, but it’s hard to believe that those days of art shows, band concerts and middle school dances might actually come to an end.

The good news is that I am ridiculously optimistic, like, as hopeful as a golden retriever just waiting for you to drop something off your fork onto the floor, so I know it’s all going to work out. I’m just going to move to new stages of my life while my neck continues its downward spiral as it tries to merge into my décolletage but it’s all going to be okay.

Because what are my options? I have a girlfriend right now who is facing the challenge of breast cancer, so I’m certainly not going to start crying about my sagging boobs. I’m lucky their collective droop is the worst issue I have to deal with in that department.

And even though this was the fifth birthday I’ve celebrated as a single person, I appreciate how it’s forced my kids to take responsibility for making it a special day for me. They bought me great gifts, took me out to dinner and even paid for parking. They also took care of some pesky chores around the house – like putting chemicals in the pool and organizing shelves in the garage – without a peep of resistance. Someone even emptied the dishwasher.

So, am I thrilled about turning 48? Um, not so much. But am I grateful for all of the things I am blessed with here, in the middle of my pretty wonderful life?

You betcha.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me.




28 thoughts on “Forty-Eight

  1. Amy,

    Thanks for echoing the feelings I’ve had the past several years (I’m a little ahead of you). Your comment about the growing feeling of finiteness is spot on. It really is a challenge to find and maintain a healthy perspective on certain things, but there’s a lot of living yet to do!

    • Hi Peter … I totally agree: there’s so much left of life to live. It’s just that it doesn’t seem as endless as it used to. Glad we’re on the same page and thanks for reading … 😉

  2. Happy Belated Birthday!
    Let me say, it isn’t a bad thing to contemplate your wardrobe choices and what you can or can’t “pull off.” I’ve seen 60 year old women in things only a 20 something woman should wear and I feel embarrassed for them.
    You look great and I’m sure can pull off many things other than your wardrobe choices 🙂

  3. First.. I love how this is the 3rd article you wrote while mentioning our secret place on Sunday nights. Second.. Must I remind you that not only were you the only “47” year old turning heads at the parker house, you were the “only woman” of any age getting the MOSt attention. You have a long rode ahead of you of Sunday nights!!! xo

  4. Happy Birthday! Your post was spot on. I turn 48 next week and suddenly I need to do everything RIGHT NOW because who knows if I’ll be around in a couple of years. So morbid but very realistic (I think? Maybe I’m just morbid). And, for the record, you don’t look a day over 28.

  5. No matter how old you are, in ten years you will look back and think the age you are now was very young….so enjoy it

  6. Amy, happy birthday. You and your kids are beautiful and you are way more than a inspiring blogger!

  7. I can totally relate to the feeling of finiteness that you talked about and that other people posted. I had a similar feeling when William pointed out for me that it was my 49 1/2 birthday last week and then Lindy and Caroline joined in to start “planning” what I should do to celebrate the big five-o.

  8. You took the words right out of my mouth. Just started my 49th year….Glad to hear it was a happy b’day. Enjoy! Your kids are beautiful!

    • Hi Nancy! I’d say “condolences” on the start of another year but really, what are our options? Congrats and glad you’re reading along with me … 😉

  9. I’m going to be 45 in a few months and I can absolutely relate to most of this (but fortunately, not the dating thing:(). My Youngest is in the 1st grade and at his curriculum night, I sat in the car until the PTA meeting was over, before going into the school. Been there done that. But then I felt so bad, you know? I was walking the halls wondering what I would do when I no longer had a student in elementary school…

    Happy Belated Birthday!

    • Allie .. I totally get hiding from the PTA meeting. You do start to outgrow things as a mom and it stinks when you’ve still got little ones in those stages you’re ready to say good-bye to. I mean, I used to sit and watch my oldest’s baseball practice. Can you imagine? Now, I drag my feet and show up an inning or two into the game. Sigh.

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